Pine Needles Belong Not in A Woman’s Vagina (Unless She Wants Them There)

by Mae Currell Dammit all to hell, y'all, I don't know what is so freaking HARD about this, but having a penis does not entitle you to inflict it upon other living beings. That's not what living beings are for. It's what pillows are for. Or your own damn hand and a can of (inanimate) … Continue reading Pine Needles Belong Not in A Woman’s Vagina (Unless She Wants Them There)

Fuck off GOP. What’s in my pants is my business.

by Mae Currell Everybody knows about North Carolina by this point. The state is approaching a drought; even the clouds, I guess, aren't sure where they're allowed to relieve themselves. The transgender bullshit bathroom argument is a real nasty strand of bullshit - doublespeak, Orwellian kind of bullshit. In the book 1984, the "Department of … Continue reading Fuck off GOP. What’s in my pants is my business.

No, I’m Not Drunk… Just Pregnant (But Sometimes It’s Hard To Tell The Difference.)

by Mae Currell I am 37 years old and 21 weeks pregnant. When you do the math, that’s the equivalent of a healthy glass or two of wine for my lightweight social filter. My 30s have been the decade of social calibration. Though it’s possible I'm deluding myself with notions of self-improvement, I think I’ve … Continue reading No, I’m Not Drunk… Just Pregnant (But Sometimes It’s Hard To Tell The Difference.)